picked a handful of violets in my name

OPEN LETTER TO MY MUSES

Dear Muses,
I'm totes at your mercy, aren't I.
But, seriously. A novel about the people being written about in RPS finding the stories? Are you smoking crack?
I think I still love you,
Sofia

P.S. Yes, okay, I'll write it. But can I please have a better title than Rumours On The Internet?

"Pete and Carl in bed. Facing each other. Both wanking, not touching each other at all." for all_the_pies.

( Trying Things )