picked a handful of violets in my name

I totally learned how to apply eyeliner this year from watching how-to videos on YouTube. I also feel quite achievey about the whole thing. I mean, I don't remember to put it on every day, but now I can do eyeliner and lipstick and kinda-sorta look like a real adult person who sorta gives a shit.

Mind you, it totally helps that New Assistant is also makeup-impaired and helps remind me to reapply the lipstick before meetings. I ♥ New Assistant.