picked a handful of violets in my name

I Blame the Patriarchy posted a similar sex screed (and it was a screed) several years ago, except hers involved the illustration that one partner was not interested in intercourse anymore and just wanted to go find a taco truck. Not that tacos and sex are the same, but I like the idea of looking at my wife and saying, "Honey, I'm tired of this sex. I'm going to go find a taco truck now." then leaving her completely confused, sitting in bed with her sex hair.