Bullet points ahoy!

• FBI fights zombie hordes!

• First of three Gardasil injections this morning. Yay for preventing cervical cancer! Boo to refrigerated vaccines, though. Those little fuckers sting.

• Despite going to bed at half past two last night, my internal alarm clock woke me at 7:45. Stumbled downstairs in search of brains breakfast and discovered that Mom had been about to come and wake me up. Convenient.

• Massachusetts Legislature defends marriage by defeating gay marriage ban.

• GIP.