In the year 2005 I resolve to: Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to: Become anti-social.
In the year 2005 I resolve to: Start Smoking.
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Erk, how about the boy across the street? He can't be 70.
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I'll just be a slut. For now.
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