Names from Freeman Wills Crofts
Mr. Sheaf
John Weatherup
Alec Quilter
Ebenezer Peabody
Superintendent Goodwilly
Grosvenor Mairs
Top 13 Telephone Wrecks
There are literal wrecks ("Just write Happy Birthday on it,") and then there are the wrecks that literally suffer from a game of Telephone. And they're fabulous.
"Too Legit To Quit"
"Welcome Home"
"Happy Birthday, Cowgirl!"
"Valedictorian"
"Gettin' hitched!" (for a wedding shower)
"Happy Hanukkah!"
"Happy Birthday Beth & Libby!"
(And to think she used to be the life of the party.)
"Bye, Evan!"
"For Our Fearless Leader"
(At hour 5, she turns into a whimpering puddle of goo.)
"You're an ace!"
Here they asked for a big mouse with some little mice around it:
SO CLOSE.
While on this one they wanted "blue camo" - as in "camouflage."
Of course, there was that Obama/Llama fiasco. Heh.
And finally, my favorite:
"Don't Take No For An Answer!"
It says "Don't Techno For An Answer." Which is officially one of my favorite things ever. Because now I want to, dangit.
Random Person: "So Jen, are you coming to our baby shower? We're serving one of those hee-LARIOUS vagina cakes!"
Me: [puts on sunglasses] [cranks techno music] [moonwalks away]
Thanks to Mary D., Amy D., Cat D., Rowenna O., Amy R., Jill S., Emily A., Karen B., Liz W., Sarah H., Helen, Yvonee D., & Dori K. for that new life goal.
*****
P.S. Here's a (hilarious) reminder that English is almost as confusing as these cakes:
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
*****
And from my other blog, Epbot:
Books Received, January 3 to January 9

This is late because my site was down when I had the time to post on Saturday. Seven books new to me. Two fantasy, one non-fiction, one mainstream, one collection of poetry, and two thrillers.
Books Received, January 3 to January 9
Which of these look interesting?
Of Venom and Vengeance by Mikayla Bridge (July 2026)
5 (13.9%)
Bad Advice by Susan Carpenter (April 2026)
3 (8.3%)
The Innocent Canadian by John Delacourt (April 2026)
6 (16.7%)
Woodbine Grove by Ryan O’Dowd (December 2025)
2 (5.6%)
Rum Maniacs: Alcoholic Insanity in the Early American Republic by Matthew Warner Osborn (March 2020)
21 (58.3%)
Inside Passages by Heather Paul (April 2026)
3 (8.3%)
Existence in All Its Uncoverable Beauty by Calvin White (April 2026)
2 (5.6%)
Some other option (see comments)
0 (0.0%)
Cats!
29 (80.6%)
mai tai
mai tai (MAI-tai) - n., a cocktail containing rum, curaçao, orgeat, and lime, and sometimes other fruit juices.
Thanks, WikiMedia!
One of the characteristic drinks of tiki culture and thus, entirely typically, has nothing whatsoever to do with Polynesian culture. The drink was invented by Victor J. Bergeron in 1944 for Trader Vic’s, the original Oakland, California, location for his chain of tiki bars — though Donn Beach of the rival chain Don’s Beachcomber (later Don the Beachcomber) claimed Bergeron simplified one of his earlier drinks. The name is supposed to be from Tahitian maitaʻi, good (note that’s three syllables), and the story is that one of the first taste testers exclaimed “Maitaʻi!” (or “Maitai!”?) when sampling it. I am … dubious, and some dictionaries go with “origin unknown.” [Sidebar: Mai tais were not introduced to Hawaii till 1953, which I mention solely to have a hook to add that the Hawaiian cognate of maitaʻi is maikaʻi and the Maori cognate is maitai (two syllables). Which last … hmmm.]
---L.
Subscription tidy up
I've done my approximately-annual tidy up of dreamwidth subscriptions. I've stopped following a set of blogs that haven't updated in ~2 years, left roughly half the communities I was in, and changed a few other details. The main exceptions on keeping people who don't post are people who comment often enough that I remember; at least one of those I've left their access but unsubscribed. The other exception is people who I'm very much hoping will turn up again one day (and one who, sadly, will never be back, but whose name makes me smile to see it in the list).
If, as happens with this, I've managed to remove your access and you are someone who does actually want to see the occasional locked post, please comment on this post. I'll put a locked post up shortly; it will read 'test' or some equally inane thing.
Just one thing: 12 January 2026
Comment with Just One Thing you've accomplished in the last 24 hours or so. It doesn't have to be a hard thing, or even a thing that you think is particularly awesome. Just a thing that you did.
Feel free to share more than one thing if you're feeling particularly accomplished!
Extra credit: find someone in the comments and give them props for what they achieved!
Nothing is too big, too small, too strange or too cryptic. And in case you'd rather do this in private, anonymous comments are screened. I will only unscreen if you ask me to.
Go!
When stripped of rags of skin and spine human decay, corpus dei
It's weird that ADHD meds have done so much for my anxiety and mood swings. It's just like a warm blanket and cup of tea for my body and brain. When he gave the meds, the doctor mentioned that it might cause anxiety or hype me up. But in reality, I feel much more solid and relaxed when I have the medication. Apparently, it's not unusual for women to have that reaction, because for us sometimes, ADHD can be different, and of course no one studied it until recently, so it's tough to find the info. For women, it can involve being inattentive--having trouble concentrating on one thing, anxiety, mood swings, feeling the desperate need to be doing something, but not being able to chose or focus. And the meds just...turned that off. Now I only have anxiety in the evenings when the drug wears off. I really wish I could have a short acting that I could take at about 5 to ease me into the night time sleepy meds. But doctors are weird about controlled substances.
Yesterday was a nice day. It started with a game that
In practice, I blinded one of the dragons, and they crashed, and I started an absolutely bonkers fight with probably a hundred enemies. (Most low level and easily destroyed, with about 6 heavy hitters.
Most of my rounds have been given over to healing, but this last game, I got the chance to do something cool. One of my spells was "control water." We had a giant water elemental come in and flood an enormous swath of beach, catching several of my companions in it. Control water is ridiculously overpowered, so in one turn, I cleared half the beach of water, ala Moses. This allowed Jess' character Kragnik to run up the beach and punch a dragon to death. (The Monk class is wild.)
Then, before my next turn, Kragnik ran after the giant, and was about to try to take him on solo. My character, Casey has a bit of a crush on Kragnik, and was not having that, so they cast Harm on the giant, which killed it. Of course, immediately afterwards, Kragnik got smacked real hard by a the giant wave, so next turn will definitely be healing. It was super fun, and I felt good that I could get us out of the problem I had 100% caused. Fortunately
After that, we sat and watched two episodes of Bake Off, which was lovely. We finished Pastry and Meringue week. Then, I fucked around on the internet and looked at vacations for 2028. We're already set for this year and next, with Alaska this year, and Iceland to Rotterdam next year.
I'm thinking about a Mediterranean cruise in 2028. We'd board in Barcelona and go to Athens with stops in Cannes, France, Sicily, Rome, Crete and Mykonos. It sounds very tempting. The real expense is going to be the airfare. I joined Ratepunk, so I can keep an eye out for the cities to see what we can find.
I'll have to continue to hoard my PTO so that I'll be good for that in 2 years. It's a 10 day cruise, so I'll need at least 14 days of PTO out of the 17 I get. (18 if MLK continues as it's been.). It's a lot, but it's a 10 day cruise, and I'd like a day in Barcelona and a day in Athens to explore. It's Europe, so we're going to eat a 15-20hrs each way with travel. So that should do it.
After spending years not being able to really go anywhere, I'm definitely making the most of the ability to travel. There's places I want to see, dammit.
After I finished looking at the possibile ships available to cruise on, I made dinner, pork chops with Saltverk's Arctic Thyme salt and perogies with sour cream and sauerkraut. (Jess skipped the sauerkraut. Not a fan.)
Then we walked the dog and retired to our bedroom to wind down. It was a lovely day and I am glad I had it, since work today is sure to be busy.
And on that note, I shall hop off and get myself together. On the plus side, I got some hard boiled eggs, so I don't have to worry about doing that. It's lazy, but I'm still sick, so fuck it.
Everyone have an amazing Monday!
Trip, part 2
( Hangzhou )
( Logistical stuff )
Sigh.
I didn't realize that each pen has a little motto on it, or I might've not bought them. You see, one continuing annoyance since childhood is that writing on pens is always upside down if you're left-handed. Oh, you can get pens where the writing is oriented correctly, that is, for lefties, but for some reason all that writing inevitably is left-handed themed! I don't want my right side up pen motto to say something like "Only lefties are in their right mind!", I want it to say something like "Hope you are happy every day", which is the upside down motto on this purple penguin.
It's the same with left-handed rulers, incidentally. I just want the numbers to go in a sensible direction, I don't need my ruler to affirm how wonderful it is that I'm drawing lines with my left hand.
On a related note, I'm seriously considering buying another pair of lefty kitchen shears for work. I don't really have to spend much time in the kitchen, but if I am in the kitchen and using kitchen shears (almost inevitably to cut up the next day's lunch sandwiches but sometimes to cut up breakfast pancakes and sausages) I'd rather use mine than theirs, because cutting with the wrong scissors is painful and messy. But if I bring my sole pair - which is amazing, I love it, best Christmas present ever! - back and forth with me then sometimes I use it at home, forget to put it back in my bag, and then am irritated for three days until I finally remember again. I could ask them to supply shears for me and keep them in the kitchen drawer, it's a legitimate (and small!) expense, but honestly, I know from experience that righties are terrible and when they accidentally use left-handed scissors they get very confused and irritated. Amusing for me, but undoubtedly an exercise in frustration for a workplace. It's really better all around to bring my own.
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Catalogue check (2024) update
I've managed to winkle out some of the books that didn't get spotted while I was doing the catalogue check in 2024 (which finished, for logistics reasons, in about February 2025).
And I've just looked at the number of tags that I have (>2K) and decided that is ridiculous. The first pass I'm doing is changing all the old location tags to [year] - last seen (not the 'unchecked/not yet seen' ones, those I'm going to think about some more). Because where any book was in 2021 (etc) is obviously not right, or I would have found it there in 2024. Once I've done that for all years prior to 2024, I'm going to go poke at the various 'unchecked' tags and see what is there.
other things I've noticed that I want to reorder
- mythology should be
mythology - [country] - awards should be
awards: [name] - I have
juvenileandkidsandjunior fictionand possibly some others, as well as a set ofage: [...]categories; need to think what I want to do here.
In previous posts, I have talked about data fandom and fan labour as something inherently linked to&
In previous posts, I have talked about data fandom and fan labour as something inherently linked to commercialization. In a paper I read, though, I discovered a case where data fandom was used as a tool – both to achieve certain goals on social media directly and to transform the participants’ fannish identity.
When the Dallas police launched the app iWatch Dallas for people to report law-breaking demonstrators, K-pop fans flooded the Dallas police official Twitter account with random K-pop videos—and many of these videos were fan cams. The app was disabled due to “technical issues” within a day, possibly because of such negative reactions on social media (Alexander 2020). Later, many K-pop fans spammed racist, white supremacist Twitter hashtags, such as #WhiteLivesMatter, with fan cams, eventually leading to these tags’ trending under the “K-pop” category on Twitter (Aswad 2020).
Zhang, Muxin. 2024. “Fandom Image Making and the Fan Gaze in Transnational K-pop Fan Cam Culture.” In “Fandom and Platforms,” edited by Maria K. Alberto, Effie Sapuridis, and Lesley Willard, special issue, Transformative Works and Cultures, no. 42. https://doi.org/10.3983/twc.2024.2463.
Fans in general are certainly very aware of discourse about them and their activities – that is the entire premise of this blog. It is more of a question of whether a transformative approach is accessible, not if we are aware that alternatives might be needed.
However, Zhang also shows that this use of fancams was not universal among stans. The difference is made between North American fans and South Korean fans and this difference is attributed to the identification with an idol’s success.
This identification might be very well grounded in the way the industry operates.
(…) fan leaders are portrayed as individual opinion leaders or fan clubs (formal or informal) who set the agenda and organize the collective action of daily fan activities, while they also function as intermediaries maintaining a close communication with the idol’s media companies and uniting individual fans.
Wu, Xueyin. 2021. “Fan Leaders’ Control on Xiao Zhan’s Chinese Fan Community.” Transformative Works and Cultures, no. 36. https://doi.org/10.3983/twc.2021.2053.
Because of this coordination between the media company and fan leaders, the activities of fans can have an impact of the idol’s reputation and thus success. This responsibility is not shared by the North American fans.
In this way, while all the fans described can identify with their bias but it is an identification that is expressed in different ways which leaves them with different ways of expressing their fannish identity. Though, we are only looking at one case here, it already reveals some of the complexities and nuances we can encounter in fandom.
SzabĂł Dorottya
[Prompt: #476 - Regret] Guardian RPF, Bai Yu/Zhu Yilong
Fandom: Guardian RPF
Pairing: Bai Yu/Zhu Yilong
Rating: G
Notes: No warnings apply.
Tags: Dreams, Dream Logic, Longing, Regret, Not A Happy Ending, POV Bai Yu
[ Read on AO3 ]
Winter Moon by Langston Hughes
How thin and sharp and ghostly white
Is the slim curved crook of the moon tonight!
In fact, the moon is kinda orange just now, but I'm sure it'll grow pale once it clears the bridge.
