Lol spam subject lines.

[sofiaviolet]

72% of all women need a longer and thicker penis to reach sexual orgasm

Points for correct spelling, at least. But my brain definitely parsed this as "72% of women need to have longer and thicker cocks" and not "women need their partners to have longer and thicker cocks."

Ninja she-devils rob Pennsylvania gas station

I am intrigued. Also, that would make a great prompt for a Supernatural fic.

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[book-of-calm.livejournal.com]

Also, "Ninja She-Devils" would be a great name for a band.

[sofiaviolet]

It would indeed.