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"If your identity is that wrapped up around your penis, they should CUT IT OFF!"

Yeah, I just yelled that at the television when a penis pill commercial came on.

ETA: Haha, my day has been made.
In my family we call the advertisements colleges send out "collegespam" because it's pointless, as I shall be selecting places to apply based on where they are located. That is my only criteria. Seriously.
So, imagine my delight when gmail put a message from the College Board into the Spam folder.